robertdamnscott replied to your post: earlier i nudged nacho to make him stand up and…

Tell nacho I said I sup pup.

he stood up and farted. so. there ya go. 

robertdamnscott replied to your post: i have this pair of jeans i want to cut into…

DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEETTTT

you just wanna look at my hot legs

drinkin’ and smokin’ with my boys. i missed us! (Taken with instagram)

drinkin’ and smokin’ with my boys. i missed us! (Taken with instagram)

chumpfiesta replied to your photoset: my pretty pretty dress from kyla arrived! and…

so gorgeous!

vi001101106 replied to your photoset: my pretty pretty dress from kyla arrived! and…

You look super cute.

lisamonster replied to your photoset: my pretty pretty dress from kyla arrived! and…

Ahhh fantastic!

robertdamnscott replied to your photoset: my pretty pretty dress from kyla arrived! and…

daaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuummmm :)

thaaaaaaaanks guys<3 

robertdamnscott replied to your photo: i’m drinking cheerwine, alright? okay? is everyone…

pr0n

pretty much. 

PLUS my darling shaggy made me s&#8217;mores cookies!chocolate chip cookies with marshmallow baked in, on top of graham crackers, with hershey bites on the tippytop!and they are sooooooo goooooooood 

PLUS my darling shaggy made me s’mores cookies!
chocolate chip cookies with marshmallow baked in, on top of graham crackers, with hershey bites on the tippytop!
and they are sooooooo goooooooood 

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warren’s been telling shaggy his life story for twenty minutes and cracking us UP

woohooooo (Taken with instagram)

woohooooo (Taken with instagram)

robertdamnscott replied to your post: also i didn’t make a pie this week and i feel like…

I count lentil spaghetti as pie. That’s how good it was. That second helping was dessert

nooooooo i am a poop

robertdamnscott replied to your post: frickin frick  rubbed my nose with jalapeño…

BABY WIPES FTW

I USED BABY WIPES YOU FART

robertdamnscott replied to your post: i swear every time i look at any kind of lip…

Manatee bites. Otter bites. Moose bites. Yeti bites. Secretary bird bites. Lobster bites (© long john silvers) Moose bites.

i love you. 

robertdamnscott replied to your photo: it’s on the side of my skirt, by the way i rather…

Way cool!

thank you thank you thank you. i’m pretty pleased with myself. :]

robertdamnscott replied to your post: robertdamnscott replied to your photo: found a…

I’ll check it out. I’m applying for jobs in between posts but I’m sure I could just…. stop doing that because gifs sound like more fun

haha, well it doesn’t take long to set up and figure out, so you could get back to the job hunt pretty quickly.

robertdamnscott replied to your photo: found a giffy app that works on my phone. heaven…

i wanna gif on my phone :(

see if you can get gifboom on your phone! your phone is all super badass so if i can do it on my phone i’m sure you can do it on yours.

robertdamnscott asked: 3, 5, 6, 27?

wooooo

3. (a secret i haven’t told many people)
i am having a hard time thinking of one. hmmm.
i do kegels like all day every day.

5. (favorite tv show)
well, doctor who, but it’s not on for awhile. so right now… i guess i rather look forward to watching that once upon a time show with anthony’s parents.

6. (my last text message)
“Awesome! :)” from hilly!

27. (first ten songs to play on my shuffle)

  1. i guess i’m floating - m83
  2. wolfenswan - japanther
  3. code monkey - jonathon coulton
  4. william, clap your hands - the unicorns
  5. money for that - shiny toy guns
  6. anarchy means i litter - atom and his package
  7. into the night - alkaline trio
  8. nobody’s darlings - lucero
  9. how to make a baby elephant float - yo la tengo
  10. we die only once (and for such a long time) - moneybrother